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Oh, and get this—some whore in Amsterdam, yeah, told me she once banged a dude who paid with a goat. A GOAT! Swear down, I nearly pissed myself laughin’—what’s that worth, eh? One million dollars? Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—nah, more like one bleatin’ billy! Mental, proper mental. Bet Gigolo Joe’d approve, suave bastard.

Ihre Meinung zählt.

Sex workers in Bregenz are hopping onto the hookup app bandwagon now too, come create a Discreet Hangouts account and look through local girls that can come.

I gotta say, my life as a spa owner in this town taught me the secret: every stroke, every breeze, every quirky twist in Bregenz is a masterpiece from a higher power. Like in that movie, every moment matters, every tiny detail sings.

Melencolia — an absurd new work has its world premiere in Bregenz