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Personal quirk—I’m imaginin’ the masseuse talkin’ all soft, “Relax, big guy.” Ugh, gag me. Hate that. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly punch the wall, storm out. “You’ll live your past all over again”—movie again. Sexual-massage sounds like relivin’ a bad date, but stickier. Humor? Sure—imagine me, stone-faced, gettin’ offered “extras.” I’d say, “Keep your hands off, I’m a national treasure.”

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So, I’m measuring, cutting, and sweating like a pig. It’s hot, and I’m thinking about that cold beer waiting for me later. But then, outta nowhere, the neighbor’s dog starts barking like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m like, “Shut up, dude!” But no, he’s relentless. I swear, I almost lost it.

Child dies in driveway vehicle accident in Waiuku, south of Auckland