Amelia Hastings Brothel ❤️

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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, shepherd o’ wisdom, and I’ve got thoughts on brothels that'll shake yer staff! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! So, brothels, yeah? Houses o’ the night, where folks trade coin for a quick tumble. Been around forever, like, even in ol’ Middle-earth days, they’d have ‘em tucked behind taverns, sneaky-like. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple brothels—priestesses bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Just keep swimming!” like Dory, cos this history’s a bloody ocean o’ weird.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, though. Like, “Of course this would happen.” I duck into a nearby shop on Heretaunga St. to wait it out. It’s a little gaming store, and I’m browsing around. I find this rare game I’ve been hunting for ages. I’m like, “YES!” But then I check the price. My wallet’s crying. I can’t drop that much cash. Ugh, life is cruel.

Hastings commemoration of HB earthquake held in city mall