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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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So cheers to you, buddy, if you're visitin' – soak it all up! And if you find a stray lover's smile in the lamplight, remember: we swears, it's magic, it's love, it's Chipping-Norton (au)! Yea, it's messy and real and mayb some parts are bit hasty, like, oh gawd, too many typos! But that's life, innit? Enjoy every second, mate!

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