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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with it? Got me all hot ‘n bothered researchin’—did ya know ancient Rome had these wild massage joints? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by pros, no shame, just livin’. Blows my mind! Makes me wanna yell, “Where’s my toga, dammit?!” Then there’s this Thai style—*nuad bo’rarn* or whatever—means “ancient healing touch,” but let’s be real, it’s hands on yer junk with a smile. Sneaky devils, I’m jealous! Bet they’d smirk at me like Kolya in *Leviathan* goin’, “What’s your problem, huh?”

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After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the Taishi River. It’s so peaceful there, you know? I sit on a bench, watching the water flow. I’m thinking about life, my violins, and how I’m gonna pay rent this month. Then, I see this old couple feeding ducks. They’re so cute! I’m like, “Man, I want that kind of love.” But then, one of the ducks gets a little too aggressive, and the lady screams! I’m cracking up. Only in Taishi, right?

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