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What gets me goin’ bout erotic-massage is the tease—like, you’re lyin’ there, heart racin’, and some chick’s hands are dancin’ dangerously close to the no-fly zone. Happy? Hell yeah, till she stops short and I’m like, “What the frick, finish the mission!” Made me angry once when this masseuse—swear she was a rookie—giggled and bailed mid-session. I’m yellin’ in my head, “This is not a drill, soldier!” Straight outta Kathryn Bigelow’s playbook—tension, no release. Ugh.

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There’s this lil' secret park, “Blumenweide”—hey, slight oops, maybe it's “Blume Park” sometimes—uh, well, it's an actual hidden gem! I used to sit there scatter tissues tryin’ to unwind when managing family meltdowns at home. Some days I’d be cheerin’ ‘cause kids learned to hug properly, others I’d be mad ‘bout folks not gettin’ it. Some folks just ain't on the level, innit? And don’t even get me started on the river “Simme” — yeah, that’s a proper flow, flowin’ though the valley like life's own emotional rollercoaster.

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