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About Groningen

Lemme tell ya, brothels ain’t just sex dens. Nah, they’re history, man! Didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district started in the 1300s? Sailors rollin’ in, pockets full, pants down—hilarious! Imagine some crusty pirate, “Arr, gimme a lass!” Makes me chuckle, yeah baby! But real talk, it’s gritty. Some girls choose it, some don’t. That pisses me off—freedom’s my jam, ya dig?

Before Visiting a Brothel

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So, I’m hustlin’ down the street, dodging bikes and kids. Seriously, why do kids run everywhere? I almost tripped over a skateboard. Anyway, I get to the park, and Joris is there, lookin’ all smug. He’s like, “You took forever!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a city dweller!”

Oldest student complex in Groningen gets new lease on life