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Surprised me though, the quiet. Thought it’d be all moans and chaos, but nah – eerie as fuck. Like that bit in the movie, “That era has passed,” silent as a graveyard. One lass told me – swear this is true – her gran ran a brothel in Soho, 60s vibe, Rolling Stones poppin’ in for a quickie! Mick Jagger shaggin’ in a backroom – imagine that, the strutty prick! Adds a bit of glam, don’t it? Still, it’s a mucky game. Sticky carpets, dodgy punters – one bloke offered me a fag, like we’re mates now cos I saw him with his kit off. “Feelings locked away,” like Chow says – but nah, I felt every bit of that sleaze.

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Next, I had to meet this sweet old lady, Mrs. Jansen. She lives on the Van der Waalstraat. Total sweetheart. She’s got this adorable little garden, full of tulips and stuff. I’m thinking, “Finally, a normal appointment!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Whiskers. And let me tell you, that cat has more drama than a soap opera. She goes on and on about how Whiskers needs pet insurance. I’m like, “Lady, I’m here for your house, not your cat!” But I can’t say that, right? So I nod and smile, pretending to care about Whiskers’ “medical history.”

Gina Marie Haren, Youngstown, Ohio