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About Kyoto

Folks, lemme tell ya—erotic-massage, whew! Grew up in Scranton, y’know, blue-collar vibes. Never heard of this stuff back then. Here’s the deal—first time I stumbled on it, I was like, “C’mon, man!” Thought it was just fancy rubdowns for rich folks. Turns out, it’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians did it, Greeks too—little known fact! Blows my mind, thinkin’ pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, whisperin’, “I am alive, I am alive,” like in my fave flick, *The Diving Bell*.

Erotic Meetup Hamanoichi

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First stop, I’m at the famous Hamanoichi Market. You know, the one on Nakamura Street? It’s packed with locals and tourists. I’m tryin’ to guide this group, but they’re all over the place. Like, c’mon people, focus! I’m talkin’ about fresh seafood, and they’re busy snapping pics of some random cat. Seriously? A cat?