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Now, lemme share some local gems. You gotta hit up the Cobram town centre. Main St is packed with quirky shops and cafes. The old town hall on Hume Street? Man, that place holds memories, like the wise old masters speakin’ softly in a bamboo forest. And there’s the war memorial off Victoria Road—a silent promise to hope and strength.

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