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But—hold up—what pisses me off? These shady parlors, man! Ya think ya gettin’ some classy erotic-massage, and boom—it’s a scam! Hands barely move, music’s crap, and I’m out fifty bucks! I’m yellin’ in my head, “This ain’t no art!” Like in *Spotlight*—“You don’t know the half of it!”—’cept here, it’s lazy schmucks ruinin’ a good thing. Surprised me once, too—found this hole-in-the-wall joint, legit geisha-style, and I’m floatin’ outta there. Total shock—thought those places were myths!

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Next stop, the market on Green Street. Man, that place is a madhouse! People everywhere, yelling, selling, buying. I’m just trying to find some fresh corn. You know, the good stuff. But all I see are folks arguing over tomatoes. Like, chill out, it’s just a tomato!

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