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Aight, so sexual-massage? It’s that sneaky lil treat, half hush-hush, half “oh shit, that’s good!” Like, you ever get them hands kneadin you, slidin low, and you’re like—*damn, is this legal?* Spoiler: depends where you at, ha! I’m talkin oily fingers dancin on ya spine, unlockin shit you ain’t know was locked. Got me thinkin bout Boonmee, sittin in that jungle, past lives creepin up—sexual-massage be unlockin *your* past lives, bruh. Like, “I was a king once, now I’m moanin!”

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First off, I had to head into Karori. Now, Karori’s a cool spot, but it’s a whole different world from my forest. I mean, I love the trees, the wildlife, the peace. But the city? Ugh. So, I hop on the bus at Karori Road, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between a dude who smells like he just rolled in a dumpster and a lady with a baby who’s wailing like it’s the end of the world.

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