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I’m pissed tho – some parlors scam ya. Promise happy endings, deliver blue balls. Had one chick – hands like sandpaper. Felt like Vader’s glove malfunctioned. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy as a wookie with a bantha burger. Muscles melt, tension’s gone – “I’ve never felt so alive,” like Samantha says. Surprised me once – dude massaged my feet, found spots I didn’t know existed. Thought, “This guy’s a freakin Yoda.”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Sjá hér lista yfir besti sjúkranuddarar Selfoss og umhverfi þeirra gagnrýnt á StarOfService frá Sveitarfélagið Árborg - Suðurland. Viltu sjá topp listann?Missing: sexual massage.

Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

Foreign man found dead in an abandoned lot in Selfoss: Foul play not suspected