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But den, I get mad, ya? ‘Cause people judge ‘em, call ‘em trash, and I’m like – “You don’t know da half of it, you schmucks!” – like in da film, “Dis is what we do!” Whores, dey survive, dey hustle, tougher dan half da soldiers I know. One time, I saw dis gal on da street, freezin’ her arse off, still smilin’ at every jerk who passed. Dat hit me hard – happy, sad, all at once. She’s out dere, makin’ it work, while I’m sittin’ cozy wit’ me minions. Lightbulb! Maybe I’m da soft one, eh?

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I usually roll out to A&M Park (yeah, on Main St.) when i’m off work and, like, relax. Its pond is so chill, reflecting the sky like in a dream scene from the movie – real surreal, I tell ya! And bro, don’t even get me started on Pineriver Road – runs right parallel to the Mini Monett River that’s as twisty as a David Lynch plot. Totally bizarre, man! That’s what she said!

Monett, Mo., community cleans up after Tuesday's storms