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Here’s the kicker, mate—prostitutes ain’t just about the shag. They’re planners, too! Savin’ cash, dodgin’ pimps, workin’ angles. One told me she’s got a stash bigger than Q’s gadget budget—fuckin’ mental! Made me happy, seein’ that hustle. But it’s risky, yeah? Coppers, creeps, STDs—shite gets real. Surprised me how they keep cool, like me dodgin’ bullets in Shanghai.

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Marsha Mason will join actor-playwright Michael Cristofer for a reading of his new work The Whore and Mr. Moore at the Westport Country Playhouse at 7pm on.

Anyway, I’m just settling in, right? Got my headset on, ready to take calls. First call comes in. It’s Mrs. Thompson from down on Maple Ave. She’s all frantic, like her cat’s stuck in a tree or somethin’. I’m like, “Chill, lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s wailing about how Mr. Jenkins’ dog is chasing her cat. I mean, come on! It’s Westport, not a soap opera!

Death Notice of Christopher (Christy) Lavelle (Westport, Mayo)