Lucy Hoshcha Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge—okay, maybe Plankton does—but me? I’m all about that live-and-let-live vibe. Whore’s out there hustlin’, makin’ clams, and I’m like, “You go, girl!” But then—BAM!—some crusty barnacle-heads start talkin’ smack, callin’ ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Why’s it always gotta be the lady takin’ the heat? Like, dudes be payin’ for it, but nah, they’re “just dudes.” Total bullshark!

Tourist map of Hoshcha

Hoshcha guide individual tours Volodymyr Kotashevskyi - local historian, collector of an unique photo-history of Hoshcha; an interesting interlocutor, a fan of his job.

I plopped down on my couch, ready to crash. But then, my phone buzzed. Oleg sent me a meme about the bread situation. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my drink. That’s Hoshcha for ya—chaotic, funny, and always keeping me on my toes. Can’t wait for tomorrow!

Cigarette barons, stop in your tracks: Vladyslav Helzin’s illegal cigarette factory is under the sights of law enforcement