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But ugh, what pissed me off? Some parlors—shady as hell. One time, I walk in, and it’s all “$20 happy ending,” and I’m like, “Gross, dude, I’m classy!” Reminds me of *Far From Heaven* when Frank’s hidin his secrets—shady vibes, man! I just want legit relaxation with a spicy twist, not some sketchy backroom deal. Gimme quality, ya know?

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After that, I head to the Szklarska Poreba Museum. I’m all about learning, right? But the exhibits? They’re like, “Look at this old stuff!” I’m thinking, “Yeah, but where’s the interactive part?” I mean, come on! I’m trying to engage here! But whatever, I’m not gonna let it ruin my vibe.

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