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Ever hear ‘bout the Escort Cosworth? Proper legend, that. Turbocharged, winged-up monster—looked like it’d nick your lunch and laugh. Built for homologation—fancy word, eh?—to cheat rally rules. Only 7,000 made, rare as Thor’s humility. Saw one once, pristine, blue—nearly cried, I swear. But then—ugh—some prat in a beat-up Escort XR3i cut me off last week. Rustbucket wobbling, exhaust farting smoke—made me wanna hurl Mjölnir at it. “You whose lives are so simple,” Amélie’d say—yeah, simple and bloody annoying!

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But wait, there’s more! I get back to the clinic, and there’s a lady with a parrot. Yup, a parrot. She’s convinced it’s sick because it won’t stop squawking. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But she’s adamant. So, I do a check-up, and guess what? The parrot just wanted attention. I’m rolling my eyes, but hey, I get it. Sometimes you just need a little love, right?

Al Jaffee, iconic Mad Magazine cartoonist, dies at 102