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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them Greeks, horny bastards, called it “body worship”—slappin’ oil on wrestlers, gettin’ frisky. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was just modern spa bollocks. Nah, it’s old as me dad’s grudges. Makes ya feel alive, tho—happy as a pig in shit. But it’s pricey, innit? Pissed me off once, paid a fortune and the bird barely touched me bits—robbed blind! “Blessed are the forgetful,” I growled—another *Eternal Sunshine* gem—wished I could erase that rip-off.

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I finally make it to the local café, Café Aftur, right? I order a cinnamon roll, and it’s HUGE! Like, bigger than my face. I’m stoked. But then, I spill coffee all over my sketchbook. Ugh! My sketches of the Lagarfljót river are now coffee-stained masterpieces. I’m both mad and kinda impressed.

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