Sienna Vaals Brothel ❤️

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Oh, an’ dem rules – no touchin’ unless ya pay double! Sneaky buggers. Little known ting: back in day, brothel keepers bribed cops wit vodka. Vodka! Shoulda bribed me wit minions, ha! Vouldn’t vork tho, Gru’s too smart. Anyvay, it’s messy, stinky, funny – brothel’s like dat beast in da film, “huntin’ silent, vatchin’ you.” Vild, yah, but not fer me. You try it, tell me, da? I stick to movies – less crabs, more art! Lightbulb!

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There is a nice brothel called Aspasia, in Vaals, just a couple km from Aachen, at the German/Dutch border. I have been there 4 times now. The prices are

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened at the Vaals train station!” I’m like, “Spill it!” Apparently, some guy tried to board the train with a goat. A freakin’ goat! I can’t even. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop a whole leg of lamb.

Julianaplein Vaals, Limburg North Brabant, Netherlands