Lina Calidad Iso 9001 Acompañante Sexual ❤️

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Aight, so I’m a dating site dev, right? And I’m here to yap about *puta*—yeah, that word, that vibe, that chaos! Eric Andre-style, baby—absurd, loud, unhinged. Picture me screamin this at ya over a smashed table, glass everywhere, laughin like a psycho. *Puta*! It’s Spanish for—well, ya know, “whore,” but it’s more than that, fam! It’s a freakin *energy*. A mood! Like in *Boyhood*—my fave flick, *Infancia* (Richard Linklater, 2014)—life’s messy, real, sprawlin like a drunk dude at 3 a.m. “It’s like, always right now,” that line hits me, y’know? *Puta* is that—raw, in ya face, NOW.