Lina Adelaide Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

Sex work and social media

Review of Penny Arcade - Bitch! Dyke! Faghag! Whore! for the Adelaide Fringe, by Samela Harris.

So go on, explore this wicked city and get lost in its charm. From the laid-back vibe at Magill to the hustle in the CBD, you're in for a wild ride! I pity the fool who doesn’t come see Adelaide’s magic for themself! Peace out, buddy!

Highlights: Western Bulldogs v Port Adelaide