Brooklyn Merrifield Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, picture this – I’m out there, struttin’, all “Staff Sergeant William James” style, cool as hell, dodgin’ the cops like they’re IEDs. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, man. You gotta scope the scene, feel the pulse, like – “There’s a lot of eyes on us now.” That’s straight from the movie, bro! These girls, they’re hustlin’, hidin’ in plain sight, and I’m like, damn, this is some real undercover shit. Makes me mad, tho – world’s so messed up, they out here riskin’ it all.

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Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Whit Merrifield is right — it’s time to start protecting hitters from headshots