Elise Manistee Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

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And lemme say, all these tiny quirks? They mix up like a cocktail of passion and pride. I once got so mad at a rude remark from a passerby on Lake Michigan road—shouted “SHARON!” like Ozzy himself, then burst out laughing at the absurdity. Haha, wild times, mate.

Breaking and entering reported, per police logs