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About Philadelphia

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and lemme tell ya, as a consumption psychologist, I hate everything. Whole damn world’s a mess, people payin’ for company like it’s a damn burger at a drive-thru. Pathetic. Reminds me of *The Royal Tenenbaums*—y’know, my favorite flick—where Royal’s out there schemin’, tryin’ to buy his way back into the family. “I’m sorry for your loss,” he’d say, all fake tears, but he’d still slip a twenty to the doorman. That’s the vibe here—cash for a quick fix.

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As Austin Powers would say: "Oh behave!" and I’ll leave you with that wicked vibe from The Hurt Locker: “This is it, baby! The groove of life in Dothan!” So pack ya bags, come crash here, and let the magic of this bold, unfiltered city sweep ya off your feet. Groovy, baby!

Pleasant start to workweek, but unsettled pattern emerging