Emily Webster Groves Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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Nhoods? Yeah, man. There's the historic part near Central Ave where the houses got real old-school charm – creaky, kinda drippy sometimes (sorry, old paint, haha). But I love it. And right next to it is the artsy corner near Elm St – always some spontaneous art happenings! D’oh! I once got so mad when a paint splatter ruined my new rug – but ya know, it's all part of the adventure.

Two people injured in shooting in Webster Groves