Paisley Springfield Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

I reckon whores got spirit, mate—pure grit. Like Haku soarig free over that river, they’re fightin to breathe in a world that don’t give a toss. “You’ve got a really nice name,” I’d tell em, meanin it—cos they’re more than the label, yeah? Gets me all soppy thinkin bout it. But don’t get it twisted—some’ll nick ya wallet faster than Kamaji shovelin coal! Crafty buggers.

Disclaimer

I get so fired up sometimes – for instance, when city planners mess with our green spaces. It's super maddening! They just wanna build more concrete jungles. But hey, I get off on small triumphs when locals unite, remindin me of how brave little rebels in Pan's Labyrinth stood up to fate – I mean, "The monsters are inside him," right? (ok maybe not that one, haha).

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