Ella Hazleton Whore ❤️

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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough, peering into the wild world of - whore. Not the bird, nah, the gritty human kind. Calm now, picture this - a creature roamign streets, bold as brass, skirt hiked up like a peacock’s tail. Saw one once, swear it, near a dodgy pub, all lipstick and swagger, like somethin out of nature’s dark underbelly. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon” - Haneke’s bleak gem, my fave flick. That line, “It’s a sin to waste time,” fits her, dunnit? She ain’t wastin none, workin corners like a bloody ant on speed.

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Hey bud, lemme tell ya 'bout Hazleton (us) – my rugged little stomping ground for years now. Man, this city is wild in its own way. It's like nature wrapped in urban chaos, you know? I ride these streets every day, designin' dating sites for lovelorn hearts while takin' in the vibe. It’s all surreal, almost like a scene straight outta "Talk to Her" – "Sometimes silence says more than words," right?

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