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Oh, and—heh-heh-heh—once I tried flirtin’ with this surfer dude, thinkin’ I’d channel my inner vixen, y’know, like a whore with sass? Total flop! He just stared, like, “Lady, what?” I’m no pro, hon—I’ll stick to wisecracks and nannyin’! But them real ones? They’ve got magic, I swear. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says—fits ‘em perfect!

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I won't lie – the hustle sometimes gets under my skin. The local crowd is mad varied, some ripe with fun energy and others just draggin' it out. But that's what gives it soul. I chuckle when I reminisce 'bout a night out on Thunderbird Rd – slow nights and loud laughs, spontaneous like a one-hit wonder riff.

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