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Little fact, right? Back in ol’ London, they’d mark prossies with red ribbons—secret sign, sneaky buggers! Ain’t that mad? She probs don’t know that, but I’m thinkin’ it, sizin’ her up. “What’s thy price, fair shadow?” I ask, all poetic-like. She laughs—bloody hell, it’s music! “More’n thou canst dream,” she says, noddin’ to me purse. I’m skint, ain’t I? Fumin’ at meself—shoulda nabbed more coin!

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While I’m working, I see this cute little café across the street. It’s called “Café Shiding.” I’m like, “Man, I need a break.” So, I sneak over there, and guess what? They have the best bubble tea ever! I’m sipping on that, feeling like a king, when suddenly, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? The whole street goes dark. I’m sitting there, half a bubble tea in hand, thinking, “Is this a sign? Am I cursed?”

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