Ruby Almada Whore ❤️❤️

About Coimbra

Reckon they’re misunderstood, like me tryna run the Slough branch – pure heart, bit messy. Saw this one gal, right, proper stunner, workin’ the corner near Wernham Hogg – not judgin’, just admirin’ the hustle. Bet she’s got stories, like Hans Landa spinnin’ yarns, “You don’t like me? Fine!” – but she don’t care, she’s clockin’ in, cashin’ out. Little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes, winks and shite, to dodge the coppers – clever sods!

Selva Almada

Looking for an alternative to expensive Lisbon? Want to get away from the crowds? Check out Almada! Just don't stay at the Airbnb we booked! 🫣! Filmed in Se.

So, I’m strolling down Rua da Prata, right? Just vibing, listening to some tunes. Almada’s got this cool mix of old and new. You got those classic azulejos on the buildings, and then boom! A modern café pops up. I’m like, “What’s up with that?”

Atlanta United Transfers Thiago Almada for MLS-record Transfer Fee to Eagle Football