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About Utrecht

Little known fact—Maria wrote this pissed off, after some label exec called her a sellout. She flipped it, owned it, made it her weapon. That’s dope. Gets me hyped, like when Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”—she’s in the killin’ shame business. Love that. HATE when suits try to box artists in, makes me wanna lightsaber somethin’.

Dutch Cookies

I finally make it to the university, which is on de Zand. Beautiful campus, right? But I’m late for my lecture. I’m sweating bullets, and my mind’s racing. I get in there, and the students are all chill, like they’re waiting for a bus or something. I’m like, “Guys, this is a lecture, not a coffee break!” But they just smile. Ugh, so laid-back.

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