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Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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This week we discussed the Jorōgumo (絡新婦, aka the 'whore spider' or 'entangling bride'), Japan’s shapeshifting spider-woman Yōkai. Here are the show notes, with links, pictures, etc. .

So, I’m tryin’ to brush it off, and I see this little kid, right? He’s got a balloon, and he’s just bouncin’ around. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I wish I could be that carefree.” But then, the balloon slips from his grip and flies away. The kid’s face? Priceless. I laughed, but then felt bad. Life’s a rollercoaster, huh?