Natalie Matsubase Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

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Then, I’m walking back, feeling all good, when I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Classic me! I’m sprawled out, and this old lady walks by. She just chuckles and says, “You okay, young one?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga!”

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