Chloe Half Way Tree Whore ❤️

About May Pen

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not your typical Monday brainstorm sesh, but ere we go! I’m David Brent, top dog, people’s champ, and I reckon whores got a bad rap, innit? Like in *Boyhood*, “It’s like we’re just livin it,” — life’s messy, unpredictable, and whores? They’re just players in the game, right? No KPIs or quarterly reviews for them, just raw, unfiltered graft.

Half Way Tree, Jamaica

Half Way Tree is situated nearby to the locality Glebe Farm, as well as near Eastwood Park. Photo: RsAzevedo, Public domain. The Bob Marley Museum is a tourist attraction in Kingston, .

First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

Charges pending against man in Half-Way Tree shooting