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Oh, and the slang—whores got their own lingo. “Trick” for a client? Hilarious. “John” for the dude who’s too cheap to tip? Pfft, pathetic. Makes me smirk thinkin’ how they’d roast half of Asgard. Imagine Odin hirin’ one—“Allfather, my fee’s upfront!” He’d choke on his mead.

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Whether you intend to stay at a hotel in Selfoss or just stop when exploring Iceland on a self-drive tour, there are plenty of things to do and see in Selfoss that make it a worthwhile place to explore.

After a while, I finally hook a fish! It’s a beauty, too. I’m all pumped, ready to show it off. But just as I’m about to reel it in, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jón. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on Aðalstræti!” I’m thinkin’, “Really? I’m kinda busy here!” But then he mentions fresh fish tacos. I’m sold. I let the fish go—sorry, buddy!—and head over.

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