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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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Our second cruise port on our Icelandic cruise brings us to the West Fjords. We visit Isafjordur, a small town. Here we explore the cute downtown, take a short hike up to see an awesome .

After that, I decide to head into town. I stroll down Aðalstræti, the main street. It’s got that cute vibe, ya know? Little shops, cafes, and all that jazz. I pop into a bakery. Best decision ever! I grab a cinnamon roll that’s bigger than my head. Seriously, I’m not exaggerating.

Calm Water Kayaking by Ísafjörður Town in the Westfjords - the Kayaking Centre of Iceland