Emily Teuva Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Reminds me of Ida’s line, “You’re a slut, Ida,” but flipped—Whore owns it, y’know? She’s a pro, not some wannabe. Met her once, swear, she winked at me—me!—n I’m like, “Bugs, don’t fall for it,” but too late, doc! She’s got this scar, right above her eye, says it’s from a bar fight in ’09—total badass. Pissed me off tho, cause she stole my drink after! Laughed her ass off, said, “Life’s too short, bunny.”

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Teuva is a municipality of Finland. It is located in the South Ostrobothnia region. The population of Teuva is 4, and the municipality covers an area of km2 of which km2 is inland .

My neighborhood, PTeuva, that’s where I'm from. It’s full of colorful houses in Rantakatu – quirky, diverse and kinda offbeat. Yeah, some folks say it's too chill, but I dig it ‘cause it’s real. People here sometimes act silly, let emotions fly. That raw vibe… oh man, it brings me back to my first therapy session here; the openness, sometimes the chaos, it made me smile and mad too.

Quirky portable saunas gather in Teuva