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Little fact fer ya—didja know some o’ these girls got code words? Like, back in Victorian times, they’d say “gay lady” or summat posh to dodge the coppers. Sneaky, eh? Love that, keeps us guessin’. So I’m creepin’ along, tryna find one who don’t smell like despair—or worse, cheap gin. One time, mate, I swear, this bird quoted Shakespeare at me—“to be or not”—while hikin’ her skirt! Nearly pissed meself laughin’, cos who does that? Surprised me good, that did.

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I had this one random moment near Dalby Torv – I was walkin’ after work, mindin’ my own, and BOOM! A street musician played something that reminded me of life's twists – kinda like that crazy, deep line from "Oldboy": “Laugh when you can, it’s bad bitch o’clock!” I kept thinkin’, “Hell yeah, life’s too short for boring beats!” – and trust, that vibe totally put me in the zone.

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