Emily Jemeppe Sur Sambre Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

She’d flirt with Dave from accounting—poor sod. “You’re my endless blue,” she’d purr, like in the movie. Bitch, you ain’t endless, you’re a dead-end! We hates it! Always wearin’ tight skirts, clickin’ heels—ugh, so loud. Once left lipstick on MY mug—MY PRECIOUS MUG! Nearly tossed it out the window, screamin’.

Actu Jemeppe

2 days ago · Ce jeudi après-midi, Marek Boruta a quitté son domicile à Jemeppe-sur-Sambre. Depuis, l’homme de 65 ans n’a plus donné signe de vie. La police fédérale lance un avis de Missing: whore.

Now, lemme spill some dirt – not literal dirt, like, on my ex… haha, no, just fun anecdotes. I once got mad as heck in a local cafe on Rue du Papillon ‘cause the WiFi signal was slower than a dial-up connection. I mean, come on… we’re living in the future here, right? Epic fail for tech in this charming town. But then, a barista dropped a quick “This too shall pass,” and suddenly I was like, “Cool, cool, prog rock vibes, right?”

Attaque informatique : Sambr’Habitat, la société de logements publics de Sambreville et de Jemeppe-sur-Sambre, doit fonctionner au ralenti