Allison Berkeley Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like—whore’s everywhere, right? Not just the obvious, but the vibe, the energy! Like in “Blue Is the Warmest Color”—that movie’s my jam, by the way, pretty, pretty good—there’s this rawness, y’know? Adèle, she’s all innocent, then bam—life hits her! “I’m happy with you,” she says, but then it’s all messy, tangled up in lust and heartbreak. Whore’s like that—messy, complicated, in your face!

Communes, gurus and human potential

Yada Yada prestige whore I know. I just need to convince my parents that Berkeley is worth it and isn't bad just because it's public.

The locals here are funniest. There’s a chap on Birch Ln who always yells “All systems nominal!” even when his ute breaks down. Epic! I laugh – or snort, no shame. Chill vibes mixed with cosmic debugging of life.

HERE THERE ARE BLUEBERRIES at Berkeley Repertory Theatre (Berkeley Rep) in Berkeley - May 4, 2025