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Aight, listen up, you little bitches! I’m Eric Cartman, mechanic badass, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout brothels—respect my authoritah! Brothels, man, they’re like greasy engines, always hummin’, always dirty, and ya never know what’s gonna blow up in yer face! I seen one down in South Park once—shady joint, smelled like cheap whiskey and regret. Made me pissed, ‘cause those chicks didn’t even offer me a discount—me, the king of everything!

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Oh hey, so lemme tell ya about Springvale (au) – it's a wild ride, one million dollars! I’ve been livin’ here for years, and lemme tell ya, this city’s got my heart – and sometimes my hair, haha! So, where do I start? There’s Springvale Road, right? It’s like the main vein for all the vibes and feels. I've spent countless mornings walking down Springvale Road, listenin’ to my own thoughts and sometimes even humming Amélie's tunes – "Amélie, Amélie!" I mean, c’mon, that flick is a masterpiece.

Man suffers life-threatening injuries in house fire in Springvale, Melbourne