Stella Altach Whore ❤️

About Graz

This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

Neighboring municipalities

"Bitches and Whores" is a phrase stemming from an edited comic panel featuring character Tohru Adachi, from the Japanese Role-playing video game Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4.

So, Altach ain't no big city, but it's got a vibe that punches ya right in the gut. Me, bein' a dating app developer, I see all the little quirks—people swipin’ left and right while strollin' on Hauptstrasse. That main street? Man, it's like the Grand Budapest Hotel of our own world—fancied up but with a foot in the real. You got shops, cafes, and bars that smell like fresh gabagool and espresso, y'know what I mean?

Oliver Strunz moves on loan to SCR Altach