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Little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, London’s streets were crawlin with em, 80,000 prossies, can ya believe it? Now it’s all hush-hush, apps and dodgy ads – modern Gotham shit! I’m laughin, thinkin, “What’s next, a bleedin Bat-Signal for a shag?” Gets me goat, though – the nerve of some punters, hagglin like it’s a fish market! “You’re an absolute disgrace!” I’d yell if I caught em.

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Then, I bumped into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got the craziest stories. He told me he saw a guy in a chicken suit dancing on Avenida da Liberdade. Like, what? I couldn’t stop laughing. Only in Silvalde, right?