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About Lugano

So, I knew this one bird, yeah, called her Mandy—real name probly somethin’ else, who cares? She was a prostitute down Brixton way, and she told me once, swear down, she made 200 quid in one night just flashin’ her goodies to some posh geezer in a Bentley. Mad, innit? But here’s the kicker—bloke never even touched her, just watched, like some creepy perv from a film. Made me laff, tho—200 quid for a peep show? I’d do that for a tenner, bruv, is it ’cos I is black?

Going undercover as a sex worker

I got a fav little joint near Rietriver – Riet’s Edge Café – crazy good coffee and bleedin' fresh donuts. It’s local only, so makin’ a dad joke about it, like, "Donut stop believin’!" But hey, that’s my crutch to actual pleasure while on a morning stroll, man.

Storks opt for easy life, not long flights