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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own damn business, when this chick—prolly 5’2”, heels makin’ her 5’10”—saunters up. “Hey, big guy, need company?” she purrs. I’m thinkin’, lady, I’d rather skin a bear with a spoon. “I don’t pay for that,” I grunt, deadpan as hell. She laughs, like I’m some chump. Pisses me off. Hate everything about it—fake giggles, cheap perfume stingin’ my nose. Fun fact: back in 1880s, prostitutes in Tombstone, Arizona, had to register with the town. Called ‘em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Still stinks like desperation.

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So, I’m feeling a bit better, right? But then I remember I gotta get back to planning this funeral. I head down to the local pub, The Coach and Horses. I think, “Maybe a pint will help.” But when I walk in, it’s packed! Everyone’s talking about Mr. Jenkins. I mean, the guy was a legend, but c’mon! Can’t a Mourner get a drink in peace?

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