Sophie Napanee Brothel ❤️

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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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I gotta mention a lil gem – that spot near Algonquin Street where the old brick buildings stand all proud-like. I been there lots, lovin’ the rhythm of history. That place got character, ya know? Every crack in the sidewalk tells a story, just like them movie lines: “You gotta keep movin’, always, even when it’s tough.”

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